Any twins try their damnedest to separate themselves from their identical sibling. They want to be seen as an individual. As unique. Well, that's just not the goddamn case. They are an anomaly. No matter what colour they dye their hair or how opposite they attempt to dress, they will always have a doppelgänger out there somewhere.

The Porcelain Twinz, the two sassy blonde erotic performers from Portland, Oregon, embrace this fact and milk it for all it's worth. They understand there isn't a man on earth that wouldn't love to bed down with a set of twins. Just think of all the possibilities: two butts to poke, four breasts to smack, two matching vaginas to make finger puppets in. Usually it takes a dozen or so pints to allow a man to see double and it never feels as good as when it's s to smack, two matching vaginas to make finger puppets in. Usually it takes a dozen or so pints to allow a man to see double and it never feels as good as when it's a real-life set of twins.

And the Porcelain Twinz are the ultimate in twin wet dreams...

Read more of this article with extra pics in Bizarre issue 95!